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Unread November 29th, 2010, 04:30 PM   #1
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Default What's the best lubricant for masturbation?

I've tried normal lubricant like astroglide and KY Jelly but I personally find them way too thin, oily, and messy to use. So other than that what's the best lube? I hate the fact that its basically impossible for mt to masturbate without lube since I'm circumsized. I'm sure every other circumsized guy agrees its really uncomrtable to do it dry haha.
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Unread November 29th, 2010, 04:38 PM   #2
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Uncut dudes use the cheese as lube?

I've found that the blood dripping from the freshly slit throat of a virgin is best for masturbation.

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Unread November 29th, 2010, 05:28 PM   #3
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Uncut dudes use the cheese as lube?
and a big ewwwww to that. Thank Christ you're not always right..
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Al righty then...

That reminds me, I must check out last nights episode of Dexter again..
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Unread November 29th, 2010, 08:45 PM   #4
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Default Re: What's the best lubricant for masturbation?

i find Wet Platinum is great its silicone based so it doesnt dry out lots of my gay guy friends highly recommend it hope this helps
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Unread November 29th, 2010, 09:09 PM   #5
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Default Re: What's the best lubricant for masturbation?

Pfft, I'm cut and I don't need lube. just need a different grip and use the skin.

Otherwise, I used a product called Wet Stuff. It's sold in Australia but not sure about its ... global penetration...

have a google
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Unread November 30th, 2010, 12:37 AM   #6
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Default Re: What's the best lubricant for masturbation?

Does it feel good though? because the downside to lube in my opinion is that after I apply it I just end up using spit. I'll try using wet stuff but if that doesn't work i'll just try some good ole hand moisturizer. maybe the thickness to that will help
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Unread November 30th, 2010, 01:24 AM   #7
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Default Re: What's the best lubricant for masturbation?

Maybe you just need to use more of it? Lube can dry out but if you use enough of it, it should last the duration of a wank. I wouldn't recommend any non-traditional lubricants as the benefit of them is that they are fairly sterile. Other options such as hand cream are irritation/infection central.
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Unread November 30th, 2010, 01:29 AM   #8
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Try some fine grit sandpaper for that "fresh" feeling.
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Default Re: What's the best lubricant for masturbation?

I did use a lot of it, and it still doesn't do it for me. I used KY Touch Massage and it's basically the worst lube I've ever used. It could barely even glide against my skin but I will give other lubes a chance though. It really does suck not having a foreskin! Uncircumsized guys don't even have to worry about lube cause all they need is their extra skin to pump.
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Default Re: What's the best lubricant for masturbation?

Shop around I guess, don't give up on lube because one product is shit. Is it a "warming" one or does it propose to do any extra sensations? If so, maybe try a really straight forward simple one where the actual lubricating action is the focus of product.

Btw the other benefit of lube over other things it that they are usually water-based (and therefore water soluble), which is better for soooo many reasons.

EDIT: Also perhaps try a liquid rather than a gel.
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Default Re: What's the best lubricant for masturbation?

yeah it did say that it was supposed to "warm"...my ass it did haha. Another reason why I didn't like it was because it got everwhere whenever I tried applying it. So yeah I think I just made a bad buying decision. thanks a lot for the advice, preciate it.

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Unread November 30th, 2010, 06:14 AM   #12
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Default Re: What's the best lubricant for masturbation?

Goody! I love talking about lube!

It sounds like you aren't being very systematic about this. What you need to figure out is if you like silicone or water based lubes. Usually you can find some sample sized packs of lube so that you don't have to go buying a bottle that will never get used. From there try out some of the different varieties of lube and then you're done!

It seems like you may not like water based lubes, as astroglide and ky are both water based, so give some silicone based ones a try. I can recommend pjur as being good as I have used it with good results.

Also you can try a tenga egg. Trust the Japanese to come up with a cool way to masturbate...
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Default Re: What's the best lubricant for masturbation?

lol i had never heard of a tenga egg before! i've been looking for something similar to a fleshlight but less expensive. thanks for the suggestion!
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Unread November 30th, 2010, 09:52 PM   #15
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Who comes UP with that? I mean... why EGGS?
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i also just remember that there is stuff for just masturbation such as Jack jelly by gun oil and a couple others try to research on it
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not real eggs
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not real eggs
On the contrary.. Rumours are, that this is how the best omelettes are made.
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On the contrary.. Rumours are, that this is how the best omelettes are made.
Thanks now i will never eat an omelet again
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Only the Japanese would come up with a cute and ingenious way to masturbate. The whole tenga brand is quite impressive actually. I think there are far too many sex toys for women and not nearly enough for men that aren't disturbing disembodied vaginas and asses or equally weird fleshlights (saw and touched those at Sexpo this weekend and they were just creepy). I don't know, these just seem more appealing than pumping away at a quivering blob of rubber that you then have to figure out how to clean.
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