Get back at those damn snail-mail spammers!

[Jared]

:lol3: :lol3: :lol3:

http://www.vertical-visions.com/_temp/postagepaid/index2.html

[Kuky]

SWEET!!! I should use this, you have no idea how much shit they stuff into my mailbox...

[Asphodelle13]

Funny...but that guy needs to get a life.

[Wolf]

I read that ages ago, and I've been waiting for some spam with a postage-paid envelope. Sadly, all my junk mail is just flyers and coupons.

[rcwant2be]

does that work?

i mean, can you put a postage paid envelope on a package?

[Wolf]

does that work?

i mean, can you put a postage paid envelope on a package?

I don't know about that, but whatever you can fit in the envelope has got to be fair game at least.

Sheet metal, for instance.

[Lone Wolf]

What a riot!!!

:agree:


PS: I found this on bash.org some time ago


<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business Reply Mail Envelope.
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold in your hand.
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away whistling.
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.



And no, <wolf> aint me.

[water nymph]

I like the idea but I want to see the legality behind it all. Anyone got it?

[Nurseman]

I get TONs of this crap. I DO put the envelopes back in the mail. It never occured to me to put anything IN them. Or to attach them to a box. What a great idea! I WILL try it.

[Wolf]

I get TONs of this crap. I DO put the envelopes back in the mail. It never occured to me to put anything IN them. Or to attach them to a box. What a great idea! I WILL try it.


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