Worst point to walk into a conversation

[HelloIMZack]

"I swear, the next guy who so much as says hi to me..."

another one is...


"...and thats the second time I got crabs"

[Brass Monkey]

Haha... reminds me of a favorite past-time of me and a few friends. It just started out as a couple of us walking down main street of Huntington Beach in California... some really random conversation that ended up in one friend saying "...so then she basically begged me to put it in her ass" just as one of us stopped at a vendor to get a snack. And man... did we ever get some weird looks. ROFL.

So after that if we were at the mall or some other crowded place that wasn't too loud, we would say random and often disturbing things as we passed by old people, couples, etc...

Some favorites:
"...then my girlfriend pulled out a strap-on and said it was her turn!"
"I swear I feel a lump on the left one, can you check for me?"
"Ever had a dog lick peanut butter off your balls? It really is something..."

There were some really twisted ones some of my friends came up with, but I can't remember them at 2am.

[Lone_Raider]

One day I was walking into class and I overheard two girls talking and one said "So what happened last night?" and the other replied "I don't know? But I woke up on the floor with my heels cut off and the water running!" :laugh:

[Kuky]

Originally posted by Lone_Raider@Aug 31 2005, 05:23 PM
One day I was walking into class and I overheard two girls talking and one said "So what happened last night?" and the other replied "I don't know? But I woke up on the floor with my heels cut off and the water running!" :laugh:
Am I the only one who thought immediately of Takashi Miike's "Audition" here? :lol:

[Roguish Grin]

I walked up the stairs to my dorm room and all I heard of the conversation was "..all I want is to see Ian naked" and it was a dude from across the hall saying it..... :whistle:

[Nurseman]

Has really happened to me:

......"thats when he whipped it out and showed it to me!"
(Two Nurses, I worked with, discussing a patient's rash-covered arm.)

....."and your Gerbil scurried up WHERE? Did you pull it out?"
(It had run into a pipe)

....."So, do you like Greek?............FOOD, I mean!!"
(Yours Truly, while asking for a date)