Wicked be afraid, you're going to...

[Lone Wolf]

...burn in hell?
...be punished with fire and brimstone?
...turned to salt?


NO, you're getting dates with "hot women"...


Date to save (http://datetosave.com/)




Are you available to date? I think you're hot.
First of all, God made me hot. Second of all, how would you know a hot girl based on one picture? I'm so much better looking that that. [...]




I have no idea how serious this is, but the logo is just great.

I will now join Islam,Buddhism,Hinduism,Zoroastrism,Shintoism, the Church of LDS and Jehova's Witnesses and wait for a hot date.

:agree:

[Barefoot Matt]

That's hilarious. Did you notice how she hasn't actually managed to convert anyone yet? And that she dumps people before they're converted? Sounds to me like she just wants an excuse to have all the guys she wants.

[Lone Wolf]

I suggest this advice list gets sticky in the dating forum...


1. If he tells your that you are hot...
Tell him God made you hot.

2. If he wants to hold your hand...
Give him a Bible.

3. If he tries to get closer...
Tell him the Holy Spirit is wooing him.

4. If he asks to pay for dinner...
Remind him that Jesus also paid a debt He did not owe!

5. If he reaches his arm around you...
Tell him that nobody will ever be as close to you as Jesus is.
(or ask him if you instead could "lay hands" on him in prayer)

6. If he tries to kiss you...
Remind him that a kiss killed your Savior.
(and you're not ready to "speak in tongues")

7. If he asks to come inside...
Ask him if he has asked Jesus to come inside his heart.

8. If he tells you he loves you...
Tell him that Jesus loves him.

9. If he gets angry that you won't put out...
Clarify to him that W.W.J.D. does NOT mean "Who would Jesus Do."

10. After you dump him...
Tell him that Jesus Christ will never leave or forsake him.




BTW, point 5 "lay hands" sounds highly ambiguous. So any girl wanting to "lay hands" on me?




http://logo.cafepress.com/7/898643.477187.jpg

[Don Simeone]

Originally posted by Lone Wolf@Aug 21 2005, 02:30 PM
http://logo.cafepress.com/7/898643.477187.jpg
is it only for satanist guys ? i mean, what's with the inverted cross :D

[Nonny]

7. If he asks to come inside...
Ask him if he has asked Jesus to come inside his heart.

Wouldn't that, like, get a litte bit messy? :wtf:

/blasphemous

[Wolf]

Mmmmm... Sacrelicious...

[Danae]

hahahah....that is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.


"Jesus saves through hooking up with cute heathen guys!"

"I don't love him anymore, but Jesus still does."



Where did you find this, lonewolf?

[Nurseman]

This is either the oddest form of satire I've ever seen, or another example of another women who has way too much ego (and not enough self-esteem) to believe that if she "loves" a man enough that he will "CHANGE" for her.

Either way, I'm disgusted.


I have no use for this kind of crap.


Still, it was interesting. Keep digging LW!

[Lone Wolf]

Actually I was looking up stuff about jewish missionarism - don't ask :agree:

Somehow I got to "missionary dating" and wondered if it was about the sexual position, but no, no sex involved here...

When I saw the logo, I knew I had to share this site with the (forum) world. I'm still not sure how serious she is.

[Palmer of the Turks]

Originally posted by Nonny@Aug 21 2005, 06:34 AM

Wouldn't that, like, get a litte bit messy? :wtf:

/blasphemous
Yeah... that's exactly what was going through my mind too.

I saw this years ago, and completely forgot about it until now.

Gee... thanks.

[Burro]

Best post ever in the forums:
Originally posted by Pimpin4Him
Jesus came to me in a dream one nite after I smoked a nice rock. He said unto me, "Tyrell Jackson, my son, my lost lamb, you need to get yourself offa da' rock! You need to find the way! You need to rise up and rid yourself of the evil that lies within you!" I said, "My Grand Masta JC, how might I do this?" And he spoke unto me and said, "By stone cold pimpin, fool!!!"

So here I am! Guided by the Lord to serve the ladies!!! I pimp by His word and His word alone!!! May all you ladies come unot me and I will hook you up with some fine young menz!!! And you get loot to boot (less 75% for me keepin' yo' hoe ass outta trouble)!!!

[Burro]

...and furthermore,
http://www.toonjokes.com/data/media/10/6.jpg

That is all.

[Lone Wolf]

Woah, I didn't check out the forums.

It's just a big line of LoL's over there.

I am a genius.

Thank me.




I date to save money.


:laugh:


PS: I'm considering getting a T-shirt, the logo's just too hilarious.

:agree: