View Full Version : Holy left turn, Batman!
Kuky
July 22nd, 2005, 10:47 AM
Someone sent this to me. I'm not sure if it's real, but if it is... damn, that's the most fucked up left turn I've ever seen!
The Original Taco
July 22nd, 2005, 02:49 PM
Actually that's for the Russian Derek Zoolanders.
water nymph
July 22nd, 2005, 07:20 PM
It looks like an Escher put into practice.
JHXMT
July 22nd, 2005, 10:09 PM
"Excuse me, can you drive me to Moscow?"
"Nyet."
"Why not?"
"Is left."
:lol:
kuju
July 23rd, 2005, 01:29 AM
lol.
Kuky... that picture is insane. awesome though. I wonder if it's real.
Asphodelle13
July 23rd, 2005, 01:35 AM
Whoa! Like a pretzel! Or seemingly impossible like Escher(who rules).
Captain America
July 23rd, 2005, 01:46 AM
It looks like an Escher put into practice.
Like...haaahaaa....
Escher....teehee..
into practice....
That is DAMN funny........
I needed that laugh, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fun Lovin' Criminal
July 23rd, 2005, 02:36 AM
In Soviet Russia, left turns you.
Anthropolemic
July 23rd, 2005, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by Fun Lovin' Criminal@Jul 23 2005, 12:36 AM
In Soviet Russia, left turns you.
:lol: :lol:
Kelleher
July 29th, 2005, 02:41 AM
Wow, that's interesting.
It's probably a true representation due to the fact that many developing countries have the same problem. For example, downtown Mexico is very similar. When a city is growing insanely fast ina short amount of time, transportation routes end up very pandimonious.
The map is pretty cool besides that. I'm a Russian major, so I can read the names of the streets on that map! :biggrin:
Kuky
July 29th, 2005, 01:18 PM
Someone with time on their hands should try to find a satellite image of this thing with google maps (or google earth - that thing owns!)
Asphodelle13
July 30th, 2005, 03:04 AM
Google Earth is freakin awesome.
http://www.shinraonline.com/asphodelle13/russia3.jpg
That's in Moscow, I think.
Barefoot Matt
July 30th, 2005, 03:10 AM
That one's not as crazy... I've been on a few highways like that.
Asphodelle13
July 30th, 2005, 04:07 AM
Originally posted by Kelleher@Jul 29 2005, 12:41 AM
The map is pretty cool besides that. I'm a Russian major, so I can read the names of the streets on that map! :biggrin:
What are some of the street names?
geekboy
July 30th, 2005, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by Asphodelle13@Jul 30 2005, 07:07 AM
What are some of the street names?
Hi, I am just back from 2 weeks of visiting Moscow and St. Petersburg so I can assure you, that highways around Moscow are pretty wild. And don't even mention the driving habits...
While I do not speak Russian, I can read a bit of Cyril.
The horizontal road on top is Ulitsa Polikarpova, Ulitsa just means road or street. And on the bottom right corner is Ulitsa 1905 Goda. I am sure that is referring to the 1905 ressurection. In the middle is Horoshevskoy Shosse, the Shosse also means street or road.
I am curious how you found the google earth pic. What did you search for?
Haha, by some googling for maps I just found out, that I walked on the Street named Horoshevskoy Shosse only few 100 meters west of that piece of map you have.
Lone Wolf
July 31st, 2005, 05:45 AM
Originally posted by geekboy@Jul 30 2005, 11:59 PM
In the middle is Horoshevskoy Shosse, the Shosse also means street or road.
I think it's CHoroshevskoy Shosse, with CH being like the scottish or german ch.
:shifty:
(There's no H in russian and foreign words with H are given with a G, e.g. Harry becomes Garry)
Wolf
July 31st, 2005, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by Lone Wolf@Jul 31 2005, 04:45 AM
I think it's CHoroshevskoy Shosse, with CH being like the scottish or german ch.
:shifty:
(There's no H in russian and foreign words with H are given with a G, e.g. Harry becomes Garry)
You mean it's like Garry Potter?
Odd.
Lone Wolf
July 31st, 2005, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by Wolf@Jul 31 2005, 10:00 PM
You mean it's like Garry Potter?
Odd.
Yes!
Though I'm not reading Harry Potter in russian (in english actually 8) ).
Asphodelle13
July 31st, 2005, 10:54 PM
I was just looking all around Moscow and found that. Tried putting in those street names you said but couldn't find it. Oh well.
Kira
July 31st, 2005, 11:55 PM
Hm this is the one I found :
Not too close :
http://02.maps.yandex.ru/images/moscow/600/09/V2wg0AAHQuAAAAAAAA..png
Lady
August 3rd, 2005, 02:07 AM
Um... holy crap? O_o
MuthaFranka
August 3rd, 2005, 11:51 PM
One of the worst driving experiences i've ever had was during my recent trip to boston. If you all have ever been there, I was staying right on commonwealth ave, and had no idea where i was going. The night I was leaving, I find out they have 93 (pretty much the only route in and out of the city) completely closed down. I was lost for, no joke, 2 and a half hours. Terrible.
Also, rotaries suck a nut.
Kuky
August 4th, 2005, 12:28 AM
Heh yeah, I heard driving through boston is a hoot-n-a-holler.
optide
August 6th, 2005, 07:26 PM
Try Pittsburgh. You can see where you want to go, but...you can't get there.
Kuky
August 12th, 2005, 04:10 PM
Having just come back from a small circuit in the states (NY, washington dc, virginia beach), I can tell you that the highway roadsigns are ass-backwards in the states :lol:.
alegria
August 12th, 2005, 04:42 PM
wow....that's intense. It's a roundabout on steroids. The start point and end point are only a couple of yards away! They could've just built a little bridge/ramp edifice because that's just wasteful! Meh, I wonder who they're hiring as our highway architects/engineers or whatever those people are called....
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