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tiredoflogins
July 13th, 2005, 01:00 PM
A guy is f*cking his girlfriend, when she says, "I heard this morning that you were a paedophile. Is it true?" The guy replies, "Where the hell does an 8 year old girl learn a dirty word like paedophile?"

A guy is f*cking his girlfriend, when she says, "Isn't it a bit presumptuous for you to assume we should have sex on our first date?" He replies, "Well, yeah - but isn't presumptuous a big word for a 6 year old to be using?"
MuthaFranka
July 13th, 2005, 01:07 PM
....

No comment, for once in my life.
The Original Taco
July 13th, 2005, 02:12 PM
So, how 'bout them Yankees?
Wolf
July 13th, 2005, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by The Original Taco@Jul 13 2005, 01:12 PM
So, how 'bout them Yankees?
I hear the foreign guy is doing well.
8IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
July 13th, 2005, 04:12 PM
this belongs in the cute sayings thread I think
Nurseman
July 18th, 2005, 03:46 AM
Originally posted by MuthaFranka@Jul 13 2005, 11:07 AM
....

No comment, for once in my life.
What? What ?! WHAT!!? (thunk!)

The management wishes to report that Nurseman has fallen into a coma and will be unavailable until further notice.
The Original Taco
July 18th, 2005, 05:13 AM
Originally posted by MuthaFranka@Jul 13 2005, 11:07 AM
....

No comment, for once in my life.
Wouldn't making a comment about not making a comment...completely nullify your original intentions?
MuthaFranka
July 18th, 2005, 11:13 AM
Touche.
BlondTgr
July 19th, 2005, 10:21 PM
Ah, you guys are good at entertaining me!
(this is referring to the posts of MuthaFranka, TheOriginalTaco, and Nurseman NOT the original post, just for clarification)
Jebus
July 20th, 2005, 02:56 AM
You know its rather difficult to say,"paedo", without saying,"paedophile", first.
The Original Taco
July 20th, 2005, 03:02 AM
Originally posted by Jebus@Jul 20 2005, 12:56 AM
You know its rather difficult to say,"paedo", without saying,"paedophile", first.
If you say it a certain way, it could sound like playdough.
Asphodelle13
July 20th, 2005, 03:17 AM
First one was funny. Second was disturbing. :wtf:

You guys are a riot, though. :P
MuthaFranka
July 20th, 2005, 03:20 AM
You should see me when I drink, I get even MORE obnoxious.
SoSweetAngel
July 20th, 2005, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by 8IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID@Jul 13 2005, 08:12 PM
this belongs in the cute sayings thread I think
Hahaha!
Burro
July 21st, 2005, 12:42 AM
Whatever dude, if she's old enough to go to the store, she's old enough to get bred. (bread? :P)
Bravehearter
July 24th, 2005, 09:12 PM
If there is grass on the field, play ball!
Brass Monkey
July 25th, 2005, 08:41 AM
Originally posted by Bravehearter@Jul 24 2005, 04:12 PM
If there is grass on the field, play ball!
If not, flip 'em over and play in the dirt!



...I can't believe I just added that. :roll:
Lone Wolf
July 25th, 2005, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by MuthaFranka@Jul 20 2005, 08:20 AM
You should see me when I drink, I get even MORE obnoxious.
That's why I stopped drinking :agree:
Nurseman
August 7th, 2005, 03:08 AM
I don't drink anymore. Thank God for that. It isn't pretty.

Fortunately, I don't need alcohol now. I'm weird enough.
Bravehearter
August 7th, 2005, 12:45 PM
My buddy has a good joke that kinda falls in to this..

Guy 1: 'Jeez man you should have seen the day I had, I actually saved a 14 year old girl from being raped and molested..'

Guy 2: 'Wow, really? What happened?'

Guy 1: 'I Changed my mind.'