funny and offensive joke

[Am I tight or not?]

Courtesy of Fubar (by Michael Dowse)

What do you call a Pakistani who's done everything?
Binder Dondat

[Don Simeone]

am i missing something ? is binder dondat an existing person ? cos otherwise i dont see why it would be offensive...funny...meh

[Am I tight or not?]

Originally posted by Don Simeone@Jul 7 2005, 01:33 PM
am i missing something ? is binder dondat an existing person ? cos otherwise i dont see why it would be offensive...funny...meh
ofensive... because people get so easily offended these days

funny... well, depends on one's sense of humor.

[Wolf]

Originally posted by Don Simeone@Jul 7 2005, 01:33 PM
am i missing something ? is binder dondat an existing person ? cos otherwise i dont see why it would be offensive...funny...meh
---> (Joke)
:sadcry: (You)





"Binder Dondat"

Been there, done that. Sheesh.

[StrayDog]

What's the first name of that one honest Pakistani shopkeep?

Aseef.

[Asphodelle13]

Haha. That's cute(though offensive, of course).

[Don Simeone]

Originally posted by Wolf@Jul 7 2005, 09:16 PM
---> (Joke)
:sadcry: (You)





"Binder Dondat"

Been there, done that. Sheesh.
errrrrr

you didnt think i had figured that out ?

i'm not a moron ya know

doesnt make it offensive or funny

[Wolf]

Originally posted by Don Simeone@Jul 8 2005, 07:02 AM
errrrrr

you didnt think i had figured that out ?

i'm not a moron ya know

doesnt make it offensive or funny
You clearly did not understand it. :boohoo:

[Lone Wolf]

Originally posted by Wolf@Jul 8 2005, 01:23 PM
You clearly did not understand it. :boohoo:
I'm slightly confused about the violin.

[Wolf]

Originally posted by Lone Wolf@Jul 8 2005, 10:24 AM
I'm slightly confused about the violin.
"Playing the world's smallest violin, just for you."


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I'm leaving. You guys are all DULLARDS.

[Asphodelle13]

Originally posted by Wolf@Jul 8 2005, 11:48 AM
"Playing the world's smallest violin, just for you."


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I'm leaving. You guys are all DULLARDS.
I'm not a dullard. I'm quite sharp(most of the time).

[Lone_Raider]

Originally posted by Wolf@Jul 8 2005, 11:48 AM
"Playing the world's smallest violin, just for you."


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I'm leaving. You guys are all DULLARDS.
Haha, I find the exchange of comments about the joke even funnier than the actual joke :laugh:

[Lone Wolf]

Originally posted by Lone_Raider@Jul 9 2005, 05:09 AM
Haha, I find the exchange of comments about the joke even funnier than the actual joke :laugh:
I hardly find that surprising.

[SoSweetAngel]

Ahh - I didn't get it to begin with. I figured it was something like that- but meh, I'm slow!! woo, slowness!

[The Original Taco]

What do you call a group of Polish people who goto the Middle East?


Pakistanelys

[Nurseman]

I'll jump on this one:

Q. Why did Nawaz Sharief decide to have only 4 kids?

A. Because he'd read in the newspaper that 1 out of every 5 babies born in the world today is Chinese


Q. Did you hear the news about a 747 which crashed in a cemetery in Karachi?

A.The Pakistani officials have so far retrieved 3000 bodies.


Q. Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who wanted to be buried at sea on his death?

A. Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.



Q. Did you hear about the Pakistani family that froze to death outside a theatre?

A. They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the winter".



Mine may not be all that funny. But nobody should have much trouble figgerin' them out.

[Nurseman]

Ha ha! I can't let this go! I found some more!!

So once, three scientists American, Japanese, and Pakistani are discussing their nation's scientific capability, and the American says, "In our country there was this boy who lost his legs in an accident, and we put artificial ones, and today you know he's an olympic gold medalist!" so the Japnese laughs and says, "This is nothing, in our nation there was this boy who lost his hands and legs in accident and we put artifical ones, and today you know, he's karate champion!" So the Paki laughs and says, "These are nothing, in our nation there was this boy who had no brains, and so we put a coconut in his head, and today you know......he's the 'Military ruler of Pakistan!"



There's an Indian cricket fan, a Pakistani cricket fan and a beautiful woman sitting next to each other on a train. The train goes through a tunnel and everything gets dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Indian fan are sitting there looking perplexed. The Pakistani fan is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap. The Pakistani fan is thinking "Oh God, that Indian must have tried to kiss this lady, she though it was me and slapped me." The lady is thinking, " That Pakistani fan must have moved to kiss me and kissed the Indian fan instead and got slapped." The Indian fan was thinking to himself...."If the train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Pakistani again."


Q.How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
A.Shoot the men who are pushing it.


Q.Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
A.Neither has Pakistan.

This is such crap! But I'm having a great time!!




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