Kuky
June 12th, 2005, 02:45 AM
You know something? I was pretty sick of Canadian Tire ads on TV BEFORE that paint-sniffer stole every soapbox in the store. Just hearing the wretched 7 notes on the guitar that warn you that a long, drawn-out canadian tire commercial is coming is enough to make me queasy, but that bearded, goody-two-shoes, buy-the-world-at-canadian-tire, boyscout made me vomit every time! I had to throw out my carpet because of that bob vila impersonator.
Fuji, what do you have for me THIS time? "Well, supah, it's my new, fully-adjustable, flippable-nozzled drill/dildo combination, from Canadian Tire! and look, I can use it to dig random holes in trees in the woods, cause there's a $100 pluggable solar panel to go with the fucker!" Call yourself a hiker? Take your iPod and shove it!
Geez...
The good news is, that cumwad is losing airtime... the bad news is, he's losing airtime to Debbie Travis. Am I the only one here who's fucking sick of seeing the same idiot optometrist ask her what colour to use in his room? And how professional is it of that tramp debbie to tell him which to use, without even seeing his place, anyway? Ugh!
I'm sorry, but who the fuck splits paint colours into MOODS? How DARE she dictate which colours specifically are nostalgic? Hey, what if I think dark grey is CHEERY???? And if you're gonna split it into moods, why only FOUR??? How shallow is this caricature, anyway? I think she forgot the "Greedy money green" mood. And what about "depressing", "suicidal", "acid trip" and, my all time favourite, "serial gangbang house"! Gimme a colour to do a doobie, debbie! Help yourself to one while you're at it, and get the fuck off the air! Thinks she's the martha stewart of paint. She should be dipped in napalm and set on fire. It's a good thing.
Fuji, what do you have for me THIS time? "Well, supah, it's my new, fully-adjustable, flippable-nozzled drill/dildo combination, from Canadian Tire! and look, I can use it to dig random holes in trees in the woods, cause there's a $100 pluggable solar panel to go with the fucker!" Call yourself a hiker? Take your iPod and shove it!
Geez...
The good news is, that cumwad is losing airtime... the bad news is, he's losing airtime to Debbie Travis. Am I the only one here who's fucking sick of seeing the same idiot optometrist ask her what colour to use in his room? And how professional is it of that tramp debbie to tell him which to use, without even seeing his place, anyway? Ugh!
I'm sorry, but who the fuck splits paint colours into MOODS? How DARE she dictate which colours specifically are nostalgic? Hey, what if I think dark grey is CHEERY???? And if you're gonna split it into moods, why only FOUR??? How shallow is this caricature, anyway? I think she forgot the "Greedy money green" mood. And what about "depressing", "suicidal", "acid trip" and, my all time favourite, "serial gangbang house"! Gimme a colour to do a doobie, debbie! Help yourself to one while you're at it, and get the fuck off the air! Thinks she's the martha stewart of paint. She should be dipped in napalm and set on fire. It's a good thing.