4LetterWords
October 23rd, 2004, 01:56 AM
I'll make this as short and simple as I can:
I work with a bunch of girls... and a bunch of guys. One guy asked me out, but he's creepy and he told me a long time ago he killed a couple people and he's been in jail for manslaughter and for stalking his last girlfriend... I told him that I don't "date" and thats why I couldn't go on a date with him. Yeah hello, creepy murderer stalker guy.
Yeah... Not gonna date him
But then there's this other guy who's funny, but he's more like, Jock, kindof dumb, likes to tease... but usually he's really nice and he's pretty cute. He's actually just like my last boyfriend and that didn't work out. But this guy is REALLY funny, and I love guys with a sense of humor. He asked me on a date "jokingly" but everyone said that he was really serious. Hmm.
And theres this other guy, who is Nice, kindof quiet, but he's brilliant. I may like the other guys' humor, but a witty, intelligent person (though this is kindof strange) REALLY turns me on. I am a witty intelligent person, and someone who can get into politics and understand literature and east asian culture.... OHHHHH my god. I don't know, its kindof weird. He's kindof a punk guy and a little bit of a stoner (who isn't?) But I could be standing in front of a group of people and make a joke about liberals and he would laugh. He has the same veiws as me. I just want to jump him everytime we get into talking about politics. (purrs).
Problem is, I'm kindof I dunno picky I guess. Like... Guy one, I wouldn't date, but I also occasionally get a hunger for bad boys... Hmm. Guy two is kindof dumb, but he's really funny and cute and he could make me laugh. Guy three absolutely pushes my buttons in all of the right ways.
But! Guy one would sell my kidneys on Ebay, guy two would probably embarrass me and make himself look stupid, and I'm not sure how guy three would be (ya know, bedroom wise) plus... guy three may have a girlfriend I dunno.
Blah.
In all honesty, if guy two asked me on a date I'd go, enjoy myself, laugh, have fun, kiss goodnight.
If guy three did, we'd sit around, maybe a little tipsy, talk about politics, life, literature, philosophy, etc. Then I'd probably jump him and fuck his brains out...
ALSO... I work with all three, and I told guy one I don't date, but if I end up dating one of them... well I might find a pigs heart in my Lazy Susan. Don't want that to work.
Oh yeah, btw all guys have shown interest in me. Buh wha!
what to do what to do what to do... Yeah... what do I do?
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I work with a bunch of girls... and a bunch of guys. One guy asked me out, but he's creepy and he told me a long time ago he killed a couple people and he's been in jail for manslaughter and for stalking his last girlfriend... I told him that I don't "date" and thats why I couldn't go on a date with him. Yeah hello, creepy murderer stalker guy.
Yeah... Not gonna date him
But then there's this other guy who's funny, but he's more like, Jock, kindof dumb, likes to tease... but usually he's really nice and he's pretty cute. He's actually just like my last boyfriend and that didn't work out. But this guy is REALLY funny, and I love guys with a sense of humor. He asked me on a date "jokingly" but everyone said that he was really serious. Hmm.
And theres this other guy, who is Nice, kindof quiet, but he's brilliant. I may like the other guys' humor, but a witty, intelligent person (though this is kindof strange) REALLY turns me on. I am a witty intelligent person, and someone who can get into politics and understand literature and east asian culture.... OHHHHH my god. I don't know, its kindof weird. He's kindof a punk guy and a little bit of a stoner (who isn't?) But I could be standing in front of a group of people and make a joke about liberals and he would laugh. He has the same veiws as me. I just want to jump him everytime we get into talking about politics. (purrs).
Problem is, I'm kindof I dunno picky I guess. Like... Guy one, I wouldn't date, but I also occasionally get a hunger for bad boys... Hmm. Guy two is kindof dumb, but he's really funny and cute and he could make me laugh. Guy three absolutely pushes my buttons in all of the right ways.
But! Guy one would sell my kidneys on Ebay, guy two would probably embarrass me and make himself look stupid, and I'm not sure how guy three would be (ya know, bedroom wise) plus... guy three may have a girlfriend I dunno.
Blah.
In all honesty, if guy two asked me on a date I'd go, enjoy myself, laugh, have fun, kiss goodnight.
If guy three did, we'd sit around, maybe a little tipsy, talk about politics, life, literature, philosophy, etc. Then I'd probably jump him and fuck his brains out...
ALSO... I work with all three, and I told guy one I don't date, but if I end up dating one of them... well I might find a pigs heart in my Lazy Susan. Don't want that to work.
Oh yeah, btw all guys have shown interest in me. Buh wha!
what to do what to do what to do... Yeah... what do I do?
INPUT PLEASE