Return of the Penile Facts!

[kuju]

Penile facts mostly well known... some rather funny.

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1?2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime:=7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.1
Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising, lose weight.
Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ, chicken fingers from Yeo Hall...
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day:54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min ? to 2 weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3?4 inches
The human equivalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)
Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds
Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years
Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super?thin condoms: .05 mm
Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm
# of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6
In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet. = Some say that the alkaline?based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste. Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.
ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT ANDSUGARY TASTE. Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown, etc.( drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun)
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie (happy thanksgiving!)
Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower
It is common for men to wake up with 'morning wood', a name for an a.m. erection
Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false
Guys, it's not you, a female is wet all of the time.

[BigJim]

not bad, but still no one can do penis threads even remotely like mine! :cool3:

[kuju]

of course... you don't post them under your real name....

[stace]

that was good i can't quit laghing!!

[BigJim]

of course... you don't post them under your real name....

lol

it really is 3 feet long... you've seen the one eyed purple headed hymen munching virgin slaying dragon.

[Bravehearter]

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime:=7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000


I think im up to that already!
and im only 20!!! :mrgreen:

Just kidding by the way

[kuju]

just thinking about that though.... 2000 times out of 7200 doesn't seem right for the number of times from masturbation... I would think it would be more.... oh well.

[Extra_Texture]

just thinking about that though.... 2000 times out of 7200 doesn't seem right for the number of times from masturbation... I would think it would be more.... oh well.

Yeah,it sounds a bit weird for me too... :-?

[Ms.Monroe]

Penile is a word? Intresting...

[stace]

just thinking about that though.... 2000 times out of 7200 doesn't seem right for the number of times from masturbation... I would think it would be more.... oh well.

Yeah,it sounds a bit weird for me too... :-?

well all guys can't masterbaute a zillion times in thier lives there are those who do and those who well almost never, it's probably even possible for a guy to never have though, but now that i think about that the chance of that happening, i think i have better odds winning the lottery two days in a row!

[Raptor]

28 miles per hours huh?

how bout average distance a man can shoot? Didn't see that one up there!

[Ms.Monroe]

I will now look at guys differently :o

[princess]

Guys, it's not you, a female is wet all of the time.

lol - i really like that!

[Jackal]

honestly what did you mean by that, Guys, it's not you, a female is wet all of the time, comment? did you mean to put a 'just' after not? or what?

[Klounn]

obviously the person who wrote that must've been female, or has never had blue balls, or it was just a remark by kuju....

[kuju]

fuck... I'm not insane enough to "research" all that. although, with the non-blue-whale facts... I wouldn't mind some first hand research. :wink:

and I didn't add any friggin comments either.
and yes... "Penile" is a word, meaning "of or relating to the penis"

[Barefoot Matt]

just thinking about that though.... 2000 times out of 7200 doesn't seem right for the number of times from masturbation... I would think it would be more.... oh well.

Yeah,it sounds a bit weird for me too... :-?

well all guys can't masterbaute a zillion times in thier lives there are those who do and those who well almost never, it's probably even possible for a guy to never have though, but now that i think about that the chance of that happening, i think i have better odds winning the lottery two days in a row!
I have a friend who supposedly doesn't masturbate... :roll: Not sure if I believe him, but he's usually fairly believable. :-? Who knows...

[super_chevy2000]

This post is a good one! :lol:

[sunfrost]

nice facts... On some points it boosted my selfasteem, average length etc... ;-)

[geekboy]

just thinking about that though.... 2000 times out of 7200 doesn't seem right for the number of times from masturbation... I would think it would be more.... oh well.
I think one 0 is missing, it must be 20000.
I'm quite sure, many guys had the 2000 mark already reached at the age of 20. 2000 is about 6 year once everyday. Now, 60 years makes more sense.

[Dreamer]

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1?2 teaspoons


Is that about right? I'm a virgin with no sexual experience at all, I always thought it would fill a cup or something.

[Truth]

funny stuff

[zoe]

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

I read this last night, and today in Biology this girl brought up how small some sort of animal's penis is, and I ended up sharing this detail with my class haha.

What we were wondering though was - is this in the Guiness Book of World Records? It should be.

[Jackal]

I doubt that average size is correct..

[zoe]

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1?2 teaspoons


Is that about right? I'm a virgin with no sexual experience at all, I always thought it would fill a cup or something.

Seems less of a big deal now to swallow, doesn't it? lol

[Dreamer]

Seems less of a big deal now to swallow, doesn't it? lol

Yeah! that's what I thought...

[zoe]

I have some to add! Of course they can't compare to Kuju's.. but they're something :cool3:

The heads of 2 billion sperm could be placed in the hull of a grain of rice, with room to spare.


Up to 50% of men are affected by premature ejaculation at some time in their lives.


It's not true that the larger the penis, the more sexual pleasure is enjoyed by a woman. This is referred to by Masters and Johnson as a "phallic phallacy."


In ancient Greek and Roman cultures, the penis was thought to ward off evil spirits.


Medications, recreational drugs (especially marijuana), and cigarette smoking can all decrease the number and mobility of sperm.


Times of rapid eye movement during sleep regularly correspond with penile erections.


The human male sperm count has plunged significantly since the 1930s. One Dutch study showed a 42% drop since 1940.


Orgasm and ejaculation do not always occur at the same time.


300 million: The approximate number of sperm discharged during each ejaculation.


The existence of sperm was not known before the 17th century because they could not be seen with the naked eye.


Anything that blocks oxygen from the penile tissue, such as high blood pressure or smoking, can cause impotence.


If the 1000 tiny tubules of the testis, where sperm are produced, were placed end to end, they would measure 750 feet.


Male orgasm results in muscular contractions of the face, thighs, buttocks, and anal sphincter, along with an increase in respiration, heart rate and blood pressure.

[kuju]

Originally posted by Zoe:
The heads of 2 billion sperm could be placed in the hull of a grain of rice, with room to spare.

Amen. NOW it all makes sense!

[Wolf]

I didn't measure it... :evil2:

[zoe]

I didn't measure it... :evil2:

Phew. Ok, you're ok then. :cool3:

[Wolf]

I didn't measure it... :evil2:

Phew. Ok, you're ok then. :cool3:

*wipes away sweat from brow*
Thank god...

[Crash Override]

What's wrong with measuring? :cool3:

Most guys have done it at one point or another.

[Danae]

Guys, it's not you, a female is wet all of the time.



hahahahaha that was the best one :P

[Wolf]

Dont tell anyone ;)

[e LIZ abeth]

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet

haha...thats a big penis :lol:

[Mushu]

Dont tell anyone ;)

::does a little girly laugh:: I've got a secret! I've got a secret!!
Mushu

[Klounn]

[quote="kuju"]Penile facts mostly well known... some rather funny.

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1?2 teaspoons godm that can't be true... I've done way more than that i'm sure
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime:=7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 i agree with everyone else, mybe 2000 time ISN"T from masturbation
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150 they say one teaspoon is like a bite of chocolate cake
Average length when erect: 5.1 it MUST be bigger, probably made small to boost up guys' egoes if they are smaller than the right average
Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch poor soul
Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower not in mine...

[Wolf]

*grabs Mushu's boobies*

[Mushu]

Careful now, careful. I haven't told anyone, yet. :wink: :D
Mushu

[Wolf]

*grabs Mushu's boobies... gently...*

[Mushu]

Good, you learn fast. :wink:
Mushu

[lana]

:o *takes notes to start her experimentation...*

Bahahahaa! :evil2:

[Madeku]

Penile facts mostly well known... some rather funny.
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime:=7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000


hrm, iv been doing it since i was 12. i'm 18 now.. so that's 6 years. with a very LOW average of 2-3 a day. that'd be about 4380 times iv ejaculated due to masturbation.

something is amiss here..

[Brass Monkey]

hrm, iv been doing it since i was 12. i'm 18 now.. so that's 6 years. with a very LOW average of 2-3 a day. that'd be about 4380 times iv ejaculated due to masturbation.

something is amiss here..

A LOW AVERAGE OF 2-3 TIMES A DAY?!?
Good god...where do you find the time?



And since you were 12!!!
WTF!?!

[BigJim]

hrm, iv been doing it since i was 12. i'm 18 now.. so that's 6 years. with a very LOW average of 2-3 a day. that'd be about 4380 times iv ejaculated due to masturbation.

something is amiss here..

i smell a troll.... :roll:

it's referring to NORMAL people. you're just a freak. GET A LIFE, GET A GIRL (or a boy)!!

[Shocka]

Excellent post, Julia!

Guys, its not you, a female is wet all of the time

LOL!!!!!!

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)


pffft, now I'm going to have to go and find a site which has a blue whale raping a girl. Or at some really nasty hentai..... :evil2: