It's A Negatory On Those Cookies.

[GrayM&M]

I just made fresh baked cookies
They were gooey and warm
I guess I left them on the pan
A little bit too long

I came back later for
a midnight snack
and wouldn't you know it
I'll never get them back

(refrain)
'Cause my cookies
Yeah yeah my cookies
It's a negatory
on those cookies.

So, it's down to you or me
A battle to the end
You've just crossed the final line
You creepy insect friend

You've got winds and beady eyes
And feast upon my crumbs
But I'm a hundred times you size
Armed with handy thumbs

(refrain)
'Cause my cookies
Yeah yeah my cookies
It's a negatory
on those cookies.

Chemistry just ain't your friend
You'll die a twitchy death
And even though my food's long gone
I'm grinning at your mess

(refrain)
'Cause my cookies
Yeah yeah my cookies
It's a negatory
on those cookies.

(refrain)
'Cause my cookies
Yeah yeah my cookies
It's a negatory
on those cookies.



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Lost a pan of chocolate chunk to a Periplaneta americana, a roach. I'm pissed. Pissed off enough to write a crappy song about it. In a word? Death to all roaches.

[chiukit]

hahaha. gray you are amazing.
to get inspiration from losing cookies. :P

by the way, this song makes me hungry.

[ps_tiger]

This is the best song EVER. Was it a cockroach?

[Randomdistortion]

You don't put poetry up often but when you do its always great!

I like the song because I've never heard one about cookies before. Original ;p

[BabyDiva]

Freaking cockroaches suck!! We've not had an infestation at my house in months (knock on wood)!

Good job though! And yet, such a waste of good cookies!