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Slimeboy
January 31st, 2002, 04:32 AM
This is the Official post for "What are the bases?"

1st - French
2nd - Feel
3rd - Finger
4th - Fuck
BigJim
January 31st, 2002, 04:34 AM
there's many variations. such as:

1 - kissing
2 - feeling / fondling
3 - oral & handiwork
4 - dirty dancing (a.k.a. sex)
Barefoot Matt
January 31st, 2002, 04:38 AM
I'd like to note that there are a million different versions of this, and they're pointless anyways, so if you can avoid them, do. If you absolutely must tell your best friend what you did last night, don't tell him/her you got to third base, just tell him/her you had oral sex, or whatever. If you're going to tell them, why beat around the bush?

In conclusion: bases are confusing. Don't use them.
Slimeboy
January 31st, 2002, 05:00 AM
In conclusion: bases are confusing. Don't use them.


They are for stupid people
Pudding
January 31st, 2002, 05:25 AM
This is the Official post for "What are the bases?"

1st - French
2nd - Feel
3rd - Finger
4th - Fuck


yep id go withthat. the 4 F's rule.. :)
Slimeboy
January 31st, 2002, 04:02 PM
This is the Official post for "What are the bases?"

1st - French
2nd - Feel
3rd - Finger
4th - Fuck


yep id go withthat. the 4 F's rule.. :)


You ripper
a_real_man
January 31st, 2002, 04:46 PM
1)french
2)hand work
3)oral
4) u know
zoe
January 31st, 2002, 10:29 PM
In conclusion: bases are confusing. Don't use them.


They are for stupid people


Hey, some of us don't like saying flat out "I've given a blowjob", or such when they're asked the infamous "How far have you gone?" question.

Although I'm not one of those because I really don't answer when somebody asks me that question. 8)
ness_masta
January 31st, 2002, 11:28 PM
The only problem wit da 4f's iz that they only apply to guys and they don't involve oral.
Like a_real_man sed:
1)french :)
2)hand work :lol:
3)oral :D
4)sex :evil2:
SoSweetAngel
January 31st, 2002, 11:40 PM
I'm sure glad we don't have those in England - weird shit!
BigJim
February 1st, 2002, 12:01 AM
well, imagine going home and saying "hey mum, i got to third base today!"
she'd go "that's nice dear."

OTOH, you go home and say "hey mum i got a blowjob/tongue torture today!" she might have a rather different reply.
zoe
February 1st, 2002, 12:26 AM
well, imagine going home and saying "hey mum, i got to third base today!"
she'd go "that's nice dear."

OTOH, you go home and say "hey mum i got a blowjob/tongue torture today!" she might have a rather different reply.


Yeah, bases are codewords! That makes them cool. Haha, or not.
mollyelaine
February 1st, 2002, 10:16 PM
who cares?!? and why would you say that to your mom anyway? ohhh I dont get it, oh well.