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moonangel
December 8th, 2002, 10:34 AM
I can't believe it. This guy gave me a fat lip.
I just woke up in the morning and I had this HUGE, swollen lip, I mean abnormally, freakishly huge and he was just like, "How did you do that?" It was you, you idiot! I was invited to about 3 parties on Sat. night and I knocked back all of them because I was too ashamed to go out in public.
I thought it was because he was kissing me too hard, but it must have been his stubble rubbing against my lips. Because now it's gone down but my lips are all dry and scaly, and there's this rough patch, like it's grazed.
This is another lesson for all you boys: SHAVE. PLEASE.
Sparklies
December 8th, 2002, 03:51 PM
Youchy...that can't be good. Hmmm, yes, a shaven face is so much more sexy, to me anyway. :D
Rainbow Brite
December 8th, 2002, 04:52 PM
Sure the fat lip was caused by the stubble? The dry and irritated skin seems logical, but not the lip.
Danae
December 8th, 2002, 07:41 PM
Well, my boyfriend's stubble has irritated my lip and made it slightly swollen but I'd never call it a "fat lip." That sucks!
goofball
December 8th, 2002, 07:53 PM
hee hee, you could go to the parties and just tell people the sex last night was nice and rough
dulcinea
December 8th, 2002, 08:38 PM
heh, I think I'm becoming immune to stubble because my boyfriend NEVER shaves and it's starting to bother me less and less. Hmm. :lol:
Rainbow Brite
December 9th, 2002, 12:53 AM
Must be nice to be immune to stubble. I get irritated from my bf's facial hair, never my lips though.
KAFEEN
December 9th, 2002, 08:26 PM
Youchy...that can't be good. Hmmm, yes, a shaven face is so much more sexy, to me anyway. :D
I do agree! :lol:
*after8*
December 9th, 2002, 09:31 PM
i got that once, but it was only cose the guy was sucking on my lip too hard
at first it felt nice, but after him doing it about 30 times, it kinda started to hurt
and i got a nice purple bruise on it for a couple days afterwards, lovely huh.
Wolf
December 9th, 2002, 09:33 PM
I keep my face smooth as a baby's bottom.
I'd know! I've checked!
lol
zoe
December 10th, 2002, 02:03 AM
Hahaha.
Did you tell people that you ran into a door?
moonangel
December 10th, 2002, 06:33 AM
Heh, I told my Mum that someone bumped into me at the nightclub.
well, we were just kissing normally, there was no aggressive kissing or anything, nothing hit my mouth, and there was no cut on my lip - just a big dry scab ... I think I must have super sensitive lips, I don't know.
But I know what you mean, dulcinea, when you say you become immune to stubble. One of my exes had killer stubble, that would rip your face off, and when i first was kissing him I would get all red and irritated around my mouth and chin area, it would all go dry and flaky. Then after a while my face just grew desensitized to it.
hunny
December 10th, 2002, 02:15 PM
Hmm, I never heard of that happening, from stubble. I can see a little irritation, but swelling? Maybe you were allergic to his cologne or something.
I happen to like a little stubble. Ahhhh, I just find it incredibly sexy. Yeah, it can be a little rough on your face, but I've never had a problem with anything more than minor redness, which quickly fades.
Actually a guy's ability to grow excellent stubble is a plus for me.
Margarita
December 31st, 2002, 06:43 PM
Did you put something cold on it?
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