Worst Kiss Stories

[benj]

Everyone is always talking about their greatest kiss, most romantic kiss, and so on. I'm just curious about those kisses that you wish never happened.


Mine was with a girl that I didn't particularly like. I tried to start out slow, but she took control and went tongue crazy. It was horrific. I'm lucky to be alive. :lol:

[sageraw]

lol that is really funny.... I have never bean kissed yet but I betcha ne thing that my first kiss will be the worst. I probably will miss, but if the guy is sereus about me I don't think he will cair to mutch about it.

[HeaVeN-ly]

OK, this is definitely embarassing....!!

I fancied this guy so much last time and I was SUPER stoked when he asked me out... Yada yada the usual thing, and I was like in his car and he leaned over to kiss me....! I was waiting for this all year!! I closed my eyes, and he kissed me.... AND HE STUCK HIS TONGUE on our first date!! I couldn't believe him! And I actually BIT his tongue when he did that cause I was so shocked .... and disgusted. Ugh!

[Bravehearter]

Well my first french kiss, me and the other girl kinda banged teeth, doesnt sound like that big of a deal, but trust me it was.

Also, this didnt happen to me, but it did happen to a friend of mine, way back in the day in public school, this couple had their first french kiss, and for some reason she bit down on his tounge so hard it was bleeding for like 2 hours.. he was spitting out blood.

The girl was so embarrassed, she didnt come back to school for like 3 days heh.

[Bravehearter]

I have never bean kissed yet

I find that hard to believe, I figured you and your sister would be the hottest item in town!

:mrgreen:

[sageraw]

I have never bean kissed yet

I find that hard to believe, I figured you and your sister would be the hottest item in town!

:mrgreen:

:lol: Ha ha I wish, Oh well I figer that when I do kiss a guy it will be worth the wate and thier will be magic. I know corrny huh. :P but still I don't wana kiss some guy for the social aspects, I am in it for the ematinal part of it all. call me old fasion.

[JessiMari]

eh...I haven't had one yet...Thank God.. :D

[1Diamond Tiara]

[quote="Bravehearter", this couple had their first french kiss, and for some reason she bit down on his tounge so hard it was bleeding for like 2 hours.. he was spitting out blood.

The girl was so embarrassed, she didnt come back to school for like 3 days heh.[/quote]

:lol: maybe it was HeaVen-Ly :P :lol:

[goofball]

i'm sitting on a couch at the only frat party i've ever been to. Keep in mind that it's all you can drink, so I'm very very very drunk. I'm sitting there with my eyes closed minding my own business, and all of a sudden...

there's a tongue in my mouth. Being a good natured and easy going fellow I start kissing her back. I feel around and notice she's kinda large, but oh well, i'm very drunk and don't really care. I fell a hand creep down to my crotch and i'm now so drunk and any contact not on my face barely registers, so i felt it, but barely. Anyway, about this time I went (thank god) to go get more alcohol, and never saw the girl again.

THe next morning, I wake up and her student ID card is in my pocket. I nearly vomited she was so gross. *shudder* She had it all, fat, hairly, homely...

[obsidian]

My worst kiss was in a club...too much tongue, bad breath, and she was...umm...juicy. Ah well, you live and learn I guess...

[Cherisse]

Sweet Jesus...my worst kiss was when I was a freshman, and going out on a date with this guy in my Japanese class. On our second date, he kissed me with way too much spit, then decided to lick my neck, and ask me if I liked it....I felt like I was drowning. :o

[acid rain]

LOL Cherisse, I laughed really hard at the 'then decided to lick my neck'!


I was with this guy who has never kissed someone (and I have), and he decided to go in for the kill and.... he missed my mouth! Of course I was mortified and he turned the deepest color of maroon I've ever seen.

Then there's that usual "he jammed his tongue down my throat" story that happened to me. :roll:

[super_chevy2000]

I don't really have one but my sister did. When she went on her first date she nor the guy had ever been kissed and the guy was really nervous. He closed his eyes to kiss my sister goodnight and missed her mouth. He stuck his tongue up her nose. *shivers* I'm so glad it was her and not me.

[Cherisse]

He stuck his tongue up her nose..
Oh my god...I never laugh at anyhting on the internet...that was great.

[acid rain]

He closed his eyes to kiss my sister goodnight and missed her mouth. He stuck his tongue up her nose. *shivers* I'm so glad it was her and not me.

How in the WORLD did that happen?! :o :lol:

[super_chevy2000]

He closed his eyes to kiss my sister goodnight and missed her mouth. He stuck his tongue up her nose. *shivers* I'm so glad it was her and not me.

How in the WORLD did that happen?! :o :lol:


It was pretty gross to hear her describe it and I don't know how a guy misses a girl's mouth by that much but it was really funny. I'm sooo glad it wasn't me though!

[HeaVeN-ly]

Oh goodie this topic is so interesting.. Come on guys..... Keep posting and be laughed at......!!! HAhhaha j/k

[hunny]

Lol
I'm still laughing at goofball's drunken horror of a kiss at the frat party...
Anyway, I don't have a particular 'worst kiss' story. Umm.... maybe the worst kiss I ever had was this boy I was going out with junior year of high school. He liked to kiss, often and enthusiastically, but he was a bit much most of the time and put TOO much into it. Check it, my mouth would be sore after we made out and that's not good.
Anyway, once we were in school and he walked me to class, and was kissing me before I went in.. and he just kept the kiss going, very hard, sloppy, practically swallowing my head, meanwhile, people were walking by, saying stuff, and a teacher said, 'break it up, you 2!' and STILL he kept kissing! Ugh.
I guess that was the worst.

[Wrightman84]

Well, i'm not saying that the kiss was bad, it was just that she had smoked before and it didn't taste all too good, but she had some gum which helped a bit...

DON'T SMOKE... it taste bad to kiss somebody who smokes!

[sageraw]

Update: I did not miss on my first kiss, but the worst one so far is when he kissed me then had to coughf. lol that was odd...

[snow_angel]

I would have to say my first kiss - which was also my first french kiss - was the worst. I got dared to french kiss my now ex-bf when i was at somesfriends house. We had only be dateing for about a week so i was still nervious around him. Well i not know what to do just moved in to kiss him, but i closed my eyes. I got his nose the first try, the second try me friend were yelling directions over my shoulder. "no open your eyes", " put you hand there". GOD i have never been so embaressed in my life!!!! HAHA but now i'm the one giving the advice

[dulcinea]

DON'T SMOKE... it taste bad to kiss somebody who smokes!
Everyone always says that. But it's funny, my boyfriend kissed me in mid-cigarette today (he almost lit my hair on fire, now THAT would have been a good worst-kiss story) and it STILL didn't taste bad or anything. It might have 'helped' that I'm a somewhat casual smoker myself, but still, I didn't taste anything out of the ordinary, that's for sure... *shrugs*

I've never had a truly horrible kiss, because generally, unless the other person is a complete moron/asshole, you can fix it. Like, if he starts jamming his tongue down your throat, you close your mouth or just QUIT kissing him and that fixes that problem, but ya know. My first boyfriend/first kiss was a bit on the wet side (after a two-second peck, I'd HAVE to wipe my mouth), but it wasn't god-awful. the FUNNIEST one has to be when I was on a cruise two summers ago, and a bunch of us kids were playing truth or dare somewhere on the boat. I got dared to kiss this guy who was about fifteen and had obviously never been NEAR a girl before. I don't even remember his real name, just that we affixed him with the nickname Skippy for some reason. Anyway, he knew it was coming, I took my time and was trying to be really nice about it and not-scary so he wouldn't use ME as his horrible first-kiss story, but it definitely took me three tries to actually kiss him because the first two, he panicked at the very last second and ducked out of the way. And because I am short, I was standing on my tiptoes and when he ducked, I almost fell over. It was pretty funny, in retrospect.