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shaggy
July 12th, 2002, 06:01 AM
Technique

There are 2 key elements to flirting technique, playfullness and sexual innunedo. Although they can stand alone the combination is deadly. As Miyagi says in the karate kid about the crane technique: "if done properly, no can defend" (or if you use the combo properly, a girl can't resist).

Playfullness simply requires a combination of a childlike atitute, and knowing when to stop.
Some good things:
-playful teasing making sure to not touch on sensitive topics (looks, weight). major, intelligence, are good topics, believe it or not, for teasing.
-Light hair pulling can be good but not for long and not hard, otherwise you're just being an ass
-tickling can be extremely good. she's laughing, you're touching her, and she will probably touch you in an attempt to get you to stop. however, if you try, and can't find her tickle spot, give up and try again later. few things are lamer than you rubbing her in strange places and getting no reaction.
-covering her eyes and saying "guess who" again, good but not too much. a good idea with this one is to reach around her to cover her eyes. i.e. you stand on her right and reach around her head with your left hand and cover her eyes. the reason this is good is when you take your hand off her eyes it's very natural to just rest it on her shoulder, always great
-poking her on the opposite shoulder is simalar to the eye thing
-taking something of hers...make her take it back from you (a good way to go is to face her and put it behind your back, so she has to reach around you.) This can be tricky if you can't tell the difference between 'fake flirting mad' and 'kicking you in the nuts mad' If you get a chance...the shoe is a good thing to take.
-Stick your tongue out at her. I really like this one, simple, playful, let's you now have to come up wiht a clever salutation every damn time
-Put your arm around her to bring her head close to yours when you are telling her something. Simulates closeness, focuses her entirely on you
-Grab her arm to pull towards somewhere. let's you exert control, a lot of girls like that despite what betty friedan would say
-Lean over on her as if you were tired, excellent, creates contact, closeness, interdependence
-once you're comfortable you can pick her up and such, but be sure you can. girls don't like it if you try to pick them up and can't :-p

purpose

as with everything, flirting has a purpose. the purpose, eventually, is to have sex with the girl obiviously, but that tends to be more advanced. so getting her number, succesfully asking her out, successfully moving in for the first kiss is a purpose you can get to on flirting alone. Also as with everything, when one forgets the purpose you have trouble. A lot of guys try to figure otu what girls are thinking, figure out what they want, but they forget to just focus on the goal, getting her in the sack (or whatever less offensive thing you like)
Think about it, you don't flirt with ugly girls, hell you probably don't talk to them much unless it's business/school related. Flirting is almost like hunting. And you wouldn't hunt something oyu didn't want to eat (unless you're just hunting for sport, and flirting can be done for sport too, see 'swingers'). But whatever you can do to 'capture' the prey, is good. Fortunately, girls aren't always playing defense or running away, but this is why it's a bad idea to approach girls in groups. When lions hunt they don't just attack the group, they weed out the easiest to catch, and go after that one. If you're new to flirting I reccomend the same thing, go after something easy first, then work your way up to the bombshells.

super_chevy2000
July 12th, 2002, 06:35 PM
very good . . . . :)

joss_of_caramel
July 13th, 2002, 11:55 AM
hey cool! thats some good insight from a guys perspective....at least now i'll have a better knowledge of when guys are flirting hehe :lol:

BlondTgr
July 13th, 2002, 12:43 PM
That was some good stuff! Very well written. :)

Nikster
July 13th, 2002, 12:48 PM
I give you an A+ :mrgreen:

eatshit
July 13th, 2002, 01:38 PM
Yeah, very good stuff! You've covered like everything! But at the same time, it makes me sad because i'm not terribly attractive and hearing soemone be so judgemental based on appearance is disheartening. But its reality, so... *shrug* What you said seems to be true, but im not sure "getting her in the sack" is always the goal!.. Is it?!

obsidian
July 13th, 2002, 01:45 PM
Very well written, shaggy :)

dek
July 13th, 2002, 05:52 PM
nice guide *takes out pen and paper*

So where's the "sexual innuendo" part? I need tips in that area too :cool3:

Anthropolemic
July 13th, 2002, 06:09 PM
Great copy & paste job goof...er...shaggy.

Too bad you had to fuck up again. We were willing to work with you, but no, you had to get two proxies to work around your ban, thereby violating it.

Maybe you can get more negative gil over at Shinra for thinking we're a bunch of idiots not to notice your posting style. That, and I've used one of the proxies you used, so I know it's full of shit.

I'm terribly sorry about all this guys. The copy & paste does provide useful information; please continue the discussion. :)

MatriX
July 14th, 2002, 05:29 AM
Hmn. Well, copied or not, I still think FGarcia's insight concerning this topic is the best. Too bad I don't have a copy of it anymore.

Anthropolemic
July 14th, 2002, 02:55 PM
Someone has a copy of that somewhere. Maybe starfish does; I'm not entirely sure.

But his articles were by far the best...no question about it.

chiukit
July 14th, 2002, 03:17 PM
someone needs to bring the dude back, honestly. flirting isn't flirting without the guy... back then twas FGarcia, starfish and me in here... twasnt the same without him lol...

July 14th, 2002, 04:30 PM
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Anthropolemic
July 14th, 2002, 05:31 PM
If you copy paste without giving proper credit, you will be most likely banned for some amount of time. Do it more than once, and look at a permanent ban. Read the god damn forum rules I wrote.

He's already gone - that was goofball thinking he could use a couple proxies to outsmart me. LOL.

July 14th, 2002, 06:29 PM
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Anthropolemic
July 14th, 2002, 08:59 PM
Gah, don't they know that there's BOOBIES!!! in your rules thread too?!? It's not all strict do this do that!

:mrgreen:

Wrightman84
July 15th, 2002, 02:52 AM
interesting read
*takes a few notes*

Shan20
July 15th, 2002, 05:29 PM
as with everything, flirting has a purpose. the purpose, eventually, is to have sex with the girl obiviously...

How sweet..
:P

goofball
July 25th, 2002, 01:53 AM
just to clear things up, this is most definetly not plagarism. It was written and posted by me.

Slimeboy
July 26th, 2002, 08:45 AM
just to clear things up, this is most definetly not plagarism. It was written and posted by me.

It is bad enough to copy somebodys work without giving credit & you are still trying to say that it is yours. It is FGarcia1's. I recommed that he get rebanned. Stop trying to say that you wrote this. You did not

Jebus
July 26th, 2002, 10:01 AM
just to clear things up, this is most definetly not plagarism. It was written and posted by me.

:lol:
That's a good one...
:lol:
Oh, I needed a laugh.

goofball
July 26th, 2002, 12:32 PM
just to clear things up, this is most definetly not plagarism. It was written and posted by me.

It is bad enough to copy somebodys work without giving credit & you are still trying to say that it is yours. It is FGarcia1's. I recommed that he get rebanned. Stop trying to say that you wrote this. You did not

your opinion is duly noted, HOWEVER whatever else you may think of me, I've never been a liar here or anywhere else. I submit it under an alias, because I wrote it. It's a revised version of something I'VE posted here before.
You are the one accusing me of guilt, hence the burden of proof is on you, fortuantely you will not be successful since FGarcia1 did not write this and I did. Hell, I think I have the original version stored on my comptuer.

Allow me to buy you a glass navel

chiukit
July 26th, 2002, 01:01 PM
i've read most of FGarcia1's articles, and i have to note that this post just wasnt
in his style or writing. also, i dont think that fernando ever wrote anything to the
sort of a "purpose" to flirting... he just wrote of "how-to"... FGarcia1 also wrote in
an essay-like manner... not the listing method that goofball wrote in. i dont know
where you guys think goofball plagarised from... but seein as how i knew goofball
back in the old AA... this seems to be HIS work... but i could b wrong, though...

KnappyOne
July 28th, 2002, 03:58 PM
Guys lay off, take two steps back, and cease and desist. And Slimeboy, shut the hell up..... No one ever mentioned that this was FGarcia's work, and I don't know where the hell you came to that conclusion, but you need to learn to read. As for this, just read it, read Goofballs prior posts and everything. This IS HIS WRITING, even down to the gramatical errors. Piece together other advice, from other posts and etc, and see what you come up with. It is his work, so y'all need to back off. I've been looking at this for awhile, and well, it sure as hell ain't stolen.


So in the spirit of my recent bad mood spree.....

You all need to cease and desist, and
BACK DA FUCK UP!!!!!!

July 29th, 2002, 12:29 AM
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goofball
July 29th, 2002, 12:39 AM
get what? slimeboy (who's very appropriately named) is my accuser and look who's on my side

goofball
July 29th, 2002, 12:40 AM
btw, thanks gary and chiu

Slimeboy
July 29th, 2002, 04:45 AM
get what? slimeboy (who's very appropriately named) is my accuser and look who's on my side

Dont pay out my nickname.

goofball
July 29th, 2002, 10:37 PM
pay out?

is that the verb "to diss?"