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AbnormalBob
October 10th, 2008, 09:15 PM
Wow I suck at talking to women, here's my story:

(this story is unrelated to the one about my facebook message)

I was walking down main street of my town, coming from the corner store, when I bump into this really hot chick from one of my classes. She comes up to me, puts her hand around my waist, and I start getting anxious and defensive (why? I dunno, I think I have a problem with touch or something), and she asks me if I'm going to be at the bar later. I tell her that yeah, I'll be there, and she says she is going to be there too, and she would like it if I called her. So being my dumbass self awkwardly say "yeah, I'll call you" and she's like "wait, I don't think you have my number." Then I say, "oh I don't?" then *awkward silence* (why didn't I ask for her number????) and then she's like its ########## really fast, says for me to call her, and then leaves.

I start to walk away, feeling like that hippie drug dealer from harold and kumar, when he's trying to figure out the room number of those 2 chicks that kumar ran into (funny thing is, I was high as hell at the time too), trying to figure out what this friggin number is. I totally didn't get it, as I tried 2 numbers that I thought it could have been, and they ended up not being anyone's phone number at all.

So, I need to learn how to spot a golden opportunity when I see it, because I totally botched that one. In my defense, I'm not at all used to things like this happening to me (especially when the girl is amazingly hot and could have just about anyone she wanted).

Anyway, I will have class with her again on Thursday (no class on Tuesday cause it's fall break), and I can give it a shot then. Maybe she'll let me redeem myself.

As for facebook chick (if you read my other flirtation location thread)...well, I don't really want to talk about her.

automorphism
October 10th, 2008, 10:26 PM
It's no big deal. Just go up to her and tell her that you forgot her number when you see her. Nothing else you can do. I'm sure this experience will teach you to write down the number next time, and don't let her leave until you get it.

Gezus
October 11th, 2008, 08:12 AM
I agree with automorphism.

Also, you were high. It's normal to act weird and forget things when high.

AbnormalBob
October 11th, 2008, 11:34 AM
Yeah, I attributed part of it to that too.

Kuky
October 11th, 2008, 02:29 PM
Just give her your phone so she can enter the number herself. Then call it right on the spot so it hits her phone (if she can't recognize a number that's calling her, she might not answer).

kuju
October 11th, 2008, 04:55 PM
Um... am I just missing the part where he says he was high?

AbnormalBob
October 11th, 2008, 06:43 PM
It's in parenthesis mid way through in the second paragraph. That's really not the point of the thread though.